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I've been piecing it together...

...and it's got something to do with you

Created on 2003-07-03 10:57:09 (#1158339), last updated 2004-09-17

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Name:	CaliforniaLikesMeBetter
Birthdate:	11-07
Location:	California, United States
Website:	WastedRomance

Bio

i am a very important person.
i've acquired a genetically altered handshake capable of speeds up to 30 mph.
hair arranged by the most advanced landscape surveillance operators our
company can afford.
i have a very expensive pen.
i use big words quite often in substitution for semantically equivalent words.
i attribute this success to my professional demeanor and my strong stock
portfolio.
though it may not appear so, i am quite comfortable in my surroundings.
i have everything, let me show you around.
smile you fuckers, it's not often you get this chance.

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Interests (4):

painting my nails, strikeforces, wakeboarding with satan, willy walks.

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